1 00:00:16,816 --> 00:00:22,622 (upbeat pop music) 2 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:53,853 (music intensifies) 3 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:12,972 (Shoresy): Alright, shut the fuck up! 4 00:01:12,972 --> 00:01:15,275 Sanger's got the floor. 5 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:17,510 Let's listen up here, boys. Everybody listen up here now. 6 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:19,379 Alright, gents, thanks for stickin' around 7 00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:21,081 for this little players only. 8 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,583 Even though it isn't really a players only 'cause I'm here. 9 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:25,652 Yeah, but like he's one of the boys, so it'd be 10 00:01:25,652 --> 00:01:27,353 weird if he wasn't here for the players only. 11 00:01:27,353 --> 00:01:28,721 (loud fart) - Who's runnin' it? 12 00:01:28,721 --> 00:01:30,156 (Shoresy): Shut the fuck up, Michaels. 13 00:01:30,156 --> 00:01:32,092 - I thought I'd run it. - Yeah, like he's the coach, 14 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,027 he's usually the one talkin' so it'd be weird if he was 15 00:01:34,027 --> 00:01:35,662 just here listenin' to someone talk. It's like... 16 00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:37,931 it's like, he's usually the one talkin'. 17 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,365 Can I phone a call? 18 00:01:39,365 --> 00:01:41,534 - Can you phone a call? - Can I? 19 00:01:41,534 --> 00:01:43,203 What, are you gonna order a fuckin' pizza? 20 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:45,772 Uh, I'll just get right into it. You're fuckin' up. 21 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:47,807 You're fuckin' up. You're fuckin' up. 22 00:01:47,807 --> 00:01:50,443 And until very recently, you were fucking up. 23 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:52,278 - How am I fucking up? - Let's start with someone 24 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:53,513 more important. (Sanguinet): The Jims? 25 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:54,714 Yeah. And in the meantime, 26 00:01:54,714 --> 00:01:57,150 Goody, Dolo, tie your dick to your leg. 27 00:01:57,917 --> 00:01:59,385 - Jim. - Yeah? 28 00:01:59,385 --> 00:02:00,653 - Jim. - Hello. 29 00:02:00,653 --> 00:02:01,988 - Jim. - Let's hear it, Sanger. 30 00:02:01,988 --> 00:02:03,857 Let us have it, buddy. - You're late for games 31 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:06,159 and when you show up, you're not focused. 32 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:07,994 And even after the games, you scramble to the showers 33 00:02:07,994 --> 00:02:10,330 and out the door. - Which is usually what guys do 34 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:11,764 if they don't want us to see their dinks, 35 00:02:11,764 --> 00:02:13,800 but like, we've see your dinks. - Yeah. 36 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,602 - We've seen 'em a ton of times. - Settle down. 37 00:02:15,602 --> 00:02:17,570 We just likes it when ya hangs out with the b'ys 38 00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:18,872 {\an8}for a bit after, that's all. 39 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:21,274 {\an8}(speaking French) 40 00:02:21,274 --> 00:02:22,709 Jims are unbelievable. 41 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:25,645 Jims? 42 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:29,816 We're doin' real bad at Reach For The Top. 43 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:31,784 - Trivia? - Yeah. 44 00:02:31,784 --> 00:02:33,620 - Huh? - Usually there's four people 45 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:35,355 on a team, but we're down a man. 46 00:02:35,355 --> 00:02:36,956 And he was the guy who always got us goin'. 47 00:02:36,956 --> 00:02:38,691 Ah, see boys, you gotta set the tone. 48 00:02:38,691 --> 00:02:39,993 Can't get into the game without him. 49 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,895 Someone's gotta set the tone out there, boys! 50 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:43,897 Someone's gotta fuckin' set it! - You see, th-th-that is a very 51 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:45,899 interesting parallel, because the Jims need someone 52 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,600 to set the tone in order to get it going, 53 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,302 and we need the Jims to set the tone. 54 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:50,570 Shut up, Michaels, you fuckin' nerd. 55 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:52,105 What happened to your other guy? 56 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:53,573 - He got stabbed. - By who? 57 00:02:53,573 --> 00:02:55,508 - By a big Indian. - We're just feeling banged up 58 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:57,010 from getting pumped at Reach For The Top. 59 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,445 And now we're comin' here and gettin' pumped too. 60 00:02:59,445 --> 00:03:02,515 So what you're sayin' is you just needs one of the b'ys 61 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:04,150 to come where you're to? - Yeah. 62 00:03:04,150 --> 00:03:06,586 Come on, b'ys, let's send someone where der at. 63 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:08,655 Does it have to be another jail guard on your team, 64 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:10,423 or can it be one of us? 65 00:03:10,423 --> 00:03:11,691 The other jail guards don't wanna play 66 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,126 Reach For The Top anymore. 67 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:14,694 Because one got stabbed. 68 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:15,929 By a big Indian. 69 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:17,130 Alright, gents, 70 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:19,532 looks like we're looking for a fourth man for the Jims. 71 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:22,335 We got any beers? 72 00:03:22,335 --> 00:03:23,770 They're warm. (Shoresy): Huh? 73 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:26,573 Boys dumped all the cold ones on me so-- 74 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:29,509 {\an8}I just think this players only is goin' 75 00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:30,810 a bit long to not be havin' beers. 76 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:32,579 - Couple frosty ones. - Should we get 77 00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:33,913 some beers for the players only? 78 00:03:33,913 --> 00:03:35,315 Well, we could take the players only 79 00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:38,051 {\an8}to where there's beers. - That's a good idea, ol' man. 80 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:40,853 Couple chilly ones? 81 00:03:40,853 --> 00:03:41,854 (rock music) 82 00:03:41,854 --> 00:03:43,022 (Shoresy): Pretty good pizza here, boys. 83 00:03:43,022 --> 00:03:45,525 Let's get hammerin' some pizza here now. 84 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:48,294 Alright, boys, Reach For The Top. Who's smart? 85 00:03:48,294 --> 00:03:50,863 (indistinct background chatter) 86 00:03:52,131 --> 00:03:53,833 Maybe we start at the other end of 'er 87 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:56,169 and weed some guys out. 88 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:58,304 Okay, who's dumb? 89 00:04:00,306 --> 00:04:02,875 Now we're movin' here, boys, let's keep 'er movin' here now. 90 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:05,144 - Hitch and Michaels. - How are we gonna figure out 91 00:04:05,144 --> 00:04:06,613 who's less dumb? 92 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:07,880 We'll throw some trivia at you 93 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:09,048 and whoever gets the most right wins. 94 00:04:09,048 --> 00:04:11,050 {\an8}B'y, this could take all night. 95 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:13,019 {\an8}Even as the smartest b'ys here, 96 00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:14,787 I still think we'll get most of 'em wrong. 97 00:04:14,787 --> 00:04:16,489 - Yeah. - Ya think? 98 00:04:16,489 --> 00:04:18,024 - Yes. - Why? 99 00:04:18,024 --> 00:04:19,192 Look at 'em. 100 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:20,426 Well, maybe I get in there 101 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:22,028 {\an8}and speed things up a little bit. 102 00:04:23,663 --> 00:04:25,265 Well, I'm the dumbest guy here so-- 103 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,599 Fish is pretty dumb. 104 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:27,900 No, Fish only looks dumb. 105 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:29,902 He's not actually that dumb. - Thanks, Shoresy. 106 00:04:29,902 --> 00:04:32,171 - Got a dip? - He's not as dumb as Shoresy. 107 00:04:32,171 --> 00:04:33,706 I'm the dumbest guy here. 108 00:04:33,706 --> 00:04:36,843 So, if I get one right that someone else doesn't get, 109 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:39,045 he should automatically be out. 110 00:04:41,881 --> 00:04:43,750 - Thanks, big boy. - Shoresy, can I phone-- 111 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:46,619 Oh, my God, Frankie, you can order DQ from an app! 112 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:47,920 {\an8}You don't have to call. 113 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:52,025 You, you, and you, 114 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:53,826 you're all candidates for the fourth man 115 00:04:53,826 --> 00:04:55,028 for the Jims' trivia team. 116 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:56,796 What would you do if selected? Hitch? 117 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:58,798 - Study all night. - Michaels? 118 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,400 Well, I'd have a positive attitude. 119 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:01,734 - Shoresy? - Fuck yer mom. 120 00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:03,469 Tell us about your strategy, Hitch. 121 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:04,837 B'y, I'll be the first to admit 122 00:05:04,837 --> 00:05:06,639 that as a "Newfie", we gets a bad rap 123 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:08,808 for bein' dumb. What with the volume we drinks 124 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:10,376 and the way we talks. 125 00:05:10,376 --> 00:05:13,313 But what we lacks in grey matter we makes up for in work ethic. 126 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,515 I guarantee you, a Newfoundlander 127 00:05:15,515 --> 00:05:17,817 will not be outworked. - Michaels. 128 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:20,019 Though I adored English in school, I like words, 129 00:05:20,019 --> 00:05:21,454 but my true love is math and science. 130 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:23,089 I'm just gonna stop you right there. 131 00:05:23,089 --> 00:05:26,159 Is he not the most boring person you've ever heard in your life? 132 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,794 - Pardon me? - Like, is no one else 133 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:29,228 havin' this issue, you're sittin' here, 134 00:05:29,228 --> 00:05:32,298 you're listening to him talk, you're trying to care, 135 00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:34,534 but you just can't seem to give a fuck about 136 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:36,035 a single word he says? - Yeah. 137 00:05:36,035 --> 00:05:38,137 - Tell me how you really feel, huh? - I've been sittin' here 138 00:05:38,137 --> 00:05:39,439 listening to him talk for a minute. 139 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:40,807 He's been talking for five seconds. 140 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:42,241 Feels like I've been sitting here listening 141 00:05:42,241 --> 00:05:43,343 to him talk for a year! 142 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,445 Do you think there's any girls on the bar side? 143 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:46,813 {\an8}Hmm? 144 00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:48,681 {\an8}We're going to get to your problem next, boys. 145 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:50,983 Well, guess this players only's 146 00:05:50,983 --> 00:05:54,153 been goin' a bit long to not be lookin' at girls. 147 00:05:54,153 --> 00:05:56,356 (rap music) 148 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,157 (Shoresy): If we were smart, we would've started 149 00:05:58,157 --> 00:06:01,227 the players only where there was beer and girls. 150 00:06:01,227 --> 00:06:03,596 It's not really a players only anymore, though. 151 00:06:03,596 --> 00:06:04,931 Shut the fuck up, Fish. 152 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:06,966 Now to figure out who's the least dumb. 153 00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:08,968 (Frankie): Shoresy. - Frankie! 154 00:06:08,968 --> 00:06:10,636 He hasn't heard from his girlfriends. 155 00:06:10,636 --> 00:06:12,038 {\an8}Girlfriends? 156 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:14,407 He hasn't heard from his girlfriends? 157 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:15,742 (Dolo): No. 158 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:17,610 Better hope they haven't heard from each other! 159 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:18,978 (Sanguinet): Players only, boys! 160 00:06:18,978 --> 00:06:20,813 At Reach For The Top, they just fire a bunch 161 00:06:20,813 --> 00:06:22,281 of trivia questions at you. - Alright, 162 00:06:22,281 --> 00:06:23,950 we'll fire a bunch of trivia questions at you. 163 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:25,918 Yeah, let's get firin' some trivia questions here, boys. 164 00:06:25,918 --> 00:06:27,353 Let's go now. - B'ys let's pick one 165 00:06:27,353 --> 00:06:30,156 good question so I can go ask that girl to dance. 166 00:06:32,592 --> 00:06:33,926 (Shoresy): She's a bit young but-- 167 00:06:33,926 --> 00:06:37,029 Hey, tie your dick to your leg! 168 00:06:37,029 --> 00:06:38,865 Well, we pick one topic, 169 00:06:38,865 --> 00:06:40,967 {\an8}and whoever talks about it better wins. 170 00:06:41,701 --> 00:06:43,770 - What's the topic? - Space. 171 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:45,738 You wanna talk about space? 172 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:48,775 Yeah! And whoever talks about it better wins. 173 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:51,210 You wanna see who can talk about space better? 174 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:54,180 - Yes, sir. - Michaels, get us started. 175 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:55,948 Well, first off, I mean, it's huge. 176 00:06:55,948 --> 00:06:57,917 (Shoresy): What is? - Space. 177 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:00,052 You're opening with space is huge? 178 00:07:00,052 --> 00:07:01,687 (Michaels): What'd you think I was talking about? 179 00:07:01,687 --> 00:07:03,256 I dunno, a fuckin' planet. 180 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,591 - A galaxy? - How long is a light year? 181 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:07,360 If he's opening with space is huge, 182 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,495 I can for sure talk about space better. 183 00:07:09,495 --> 00:07:12,198 Okay, go ahead, talk about space. 184 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:15,368 The Earth revolves around the sun. 185 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:17,236 See? Already Shoresy's talkin' about space 186 00:07:17,236 --> 00:07:19,205 better than I thought. - Let's dance. 187 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:24,210 Sorry b'ys, gotta go see about a girl. 188 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,980 Well, you run a great players only, Sanger. 189 00:07:27,980 --> 00:07:29,415 You brought us to where there's girls. 190 00:07:29,415 --> 00:07:31,417 Don't worry, we're gonna get to the bottom of this, 191 00:07:31,417 --> 00:07:32,685 all right, Jim? - Yeah. 192 00:07:32,685 --> 00:07:33,853 - Jim? - Yes. 193 00:07:33,853 --> 00:07:35,087 - Jim? - You can fit one million 194 00:07:35,087 --> 00:07:36,823 Earths inside the sun. - You know, 195 00:07:36,823 --> 00:07:38,057 I don't think it's any coincidence 196 00:07:38,057 --> 00:07:40,026 I start talkin' about space, all of a sudden, 197 00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:41,661 no one wants to talk about space anymore. 198 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:42,995 And you were just gettin' goin'. 199 00:07:42,995 --> 00:07:44,797 Don't see anyone wanting to talk about space now. 200 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:46,332 Well, you're right, it is beyond massive. 201 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:49,101 I had some great space words I didn't even get to use. 202 00:07:49,101 --> 00:07:50,803 - Like what? - Meta-galactic. 203 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:53,606 - My guy! - Inter-cosmic. 204 00:07:53,606 --> 00:07:55,908 - Those are pretty good ones. - Well, you better think twice 205 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:57,109 you wanna talk about space with me. 206 00:07:57,109 --> 00:07:59,178 A full space suit costs ya 12 sheets. 207 00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:02,315 - Michaels. - Yeah? 208 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:03,883 What's your problem? 209 00:08:06,085 --> 00:08:07,720 I'm the best goalie in the league. 210 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:08,955 Well then, why are you walkin' around 211 00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:10,523 like someone ran over your dog? 212 00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:12,058 (sighs heavily) - Look-- 213 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:13,993 You're really gonna inhale and exhale like that? 214 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:16,028 - Oh just-- - There, you just did it again. 215 00:08:16,028 --> 00:08:17,363 (sighs) You don't even 216 00:08:17,363 --> 00:08:19,031 know you're doin' it! - It's not success 217 00:08:19,031 --> 00:08:21,901 unless you have someone to share it with. 218 00:08:23,703 --> 00:08:24,737 Hmm? 219 00:08:24,737 --> 00:08:26,472 I mean, I'm number one in the league. 220 00:08:26,472 --> 00:08:27,940 We're number one. And soon, 221 00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:30,743 we're gonna be number one in the league of all time. 222 00:08:30,743 --> 00:08:32,078 Mm-hmm. 223 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:34,247 We're successful, but it's just... 224 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:35,848 it's not true success if you don't have 225 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:37,350 anyone to share it with. 226 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,888 You're talkin' about a broad, right? 227 00:08:41,888 --> 00:08:45,091 (Michaels sighs) Don't fuckin' do that! 228 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:48,294 (knock echoes on glass) 229 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:50,363 (door creaks) 230 00:08:51,163 --> 00:08:52,498 - You're at my house. - Yeah. 231 00:08:52,498 --> 00:08:55,034 - You fucking psycho. - Politely knocking. 232 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:56,502 You must have some liquid courage. 233 00:08:56,502 --> 00:08:57,937 - Nope. - You're not drunk? 234 00:08:57,937 --> 00:08:59,238 Well, yeah. 235 00:08:59,238 --> 00:09:01,340 Okay, go. I honestly can't wait. 236 00:09:01,607 --> 00:09:02,875 (Shoresy sighs heavily) 237 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:04,744 Do you really need to inhale and exhale like that? 238 00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:07,313 - Whoa. - What? 239 00:09:08,414 --> 00:09:11,951 It's not success unless you have someone to share it with. 240 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:15,354 What isn't? 241 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:17,957 - What? - Your success isn't? 242 00:09:17,957 --> 00:09:19,425 Isn't what? 243 00:09:19,425 --> 00:09:21,594 Success unless you have someone to share it with? 244 00:09:21,594 --> 00:09:22,795 Can I start over? 245 00:09:22,795 --> 00:09:24,030 You're saying you're successful. 246 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:25,531 - Yep. - 'Cause you're the best team 247 00:09:25,531 --> 00:09:26,532 in the league, I'm assuming. 248 00:09:26,532 --> 00:09:28,200 - Best team in the league ever. - Not yet. 249 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,335 But you're saying it isn't success unless 250 00:09:29,335 --> 00:09:30,469 you have someone to share it with? 251 00:09:30,469 --> 00:09:32,838 - Yeah. - So what does that even mean? 252 00:09:33,439 --> 00:09:35,174 I'd love to tell ya about my day. 253 00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:36,542 - Would you? - Yeah. 254 00:09:36,542 --> 00:09:37,910 - What else? - I'd love to see 255 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:41,013 if I can somehow make your life easier. 256 00:09:43,449 --> 00:09:46,152 - I almost believe you, dude. - But? 257 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:48,321 - You're a slut. - I know you've fucked 258 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:50,923 one or two before. - That's how I know sluts talk. 259 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,625 - What's it gonna take? - Whadda ya got? 260 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:54,026 Well, I'd tongue kiss 261 00:09:54,026 --> 00:09:56,162 a toaster to vacuum your fuckin' car. 262 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:58,130 - Yeah? - Yeah. I'd walk the Kingsway 263 00:09:58,130 --> 00:10:00,533 with my pants at my ankles to empty your dishwasher. 264 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,868 - Now we're talkin'! - I wanna empty your dishwasher 265 00:10:02,868 --> 00:10:04,270 so bad, you have no idea. 266 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,872 - Say hi to Big Sexy for me. - Yeah, all right. 267 00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:08,674 I wasn't thinkin' I was comin' in or anything. 268 00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:11,410 Wasn't hopin' or anything. - My kid's asleep in there. 269 00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:13,579 Yeah, don't wanna mess that up or anything. 270 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,650 You wanna go in the garage? 271 00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:23,623 (laughs) Yeah, so you'll think 272 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,424 you'd come knock on my door anytime you're half cut 273 00:10:25,424 --> 00:10:27,026 and I'll wanna crawl on top of ya? 274 00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:29,061 You are such a fuckin' good time, woman. 275 00:10:29,061 --> 00:10:30,329 - Later. - I'm gonna be 276 00:10:30,329 --> 00:10:31,797 thinkin' about you. - Good night. 277 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:33,566 And I usually prefer the front door 278 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:36,268 on a first date, but you're the boss apple sauce! 279 00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:37,536 (laughs) 280 00:10:37,536 --> 00:10:39,105 (Sanguinet): Clock's tickin' on the season 281 00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:40,573 and there's something real shiny at the end of it. 282 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:42,875 So, we need one of the boys settin' the tone for the Jims 283 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,343 so the Jims can set the tone for us. 284 00:10:44,343 --> 00:10:47,013 Gotta set the tone boys. Someone's gotta fuckin' set it. 285 00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:48,848 Practice round. We'll start easy. 286 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:50,950 What is the highest grossing Canadian movie of all time? 287 00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:52,184 (buzzer beeps) - Fubar! 288 00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:53,419 {\an8}No, ya fuckin' idiot. 289 00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:55,187 {\an8}- So fuckin' stupid. - Guy's a fuckin' idiot. 290 00:10:55,187 --> 00:10:57,456 Yeah, it's the best Canadian movie of all time. 291 00:10:57,456 --> 00:10:58,891 Incorrect. Michaels? 292 00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:01,260 - It's Bon Cop, Bad Cop. - Correct. 293 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:03,796 What multi-platinum band hails from Hanna, Alberta? 294 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:05,264 (buzzer beeps) - Spirit of the West. 295 00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:07,033 {\an8}Are you actually a fuckin' idiot? 296 00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:08,534 {\an8}He might actually be fuckin' stupid. 297 00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:11,103 - So fuckin' dumb. - Incorrect. Michaels? 298 00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:12,972 - It's Nickelback. - Nickelback. 299 00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:14,840 Correct. I'm a World War I 300 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,642 flying ace that Toronto City Airport 301 00:11:16,642 --> 00:11:17,977 is named after. Who am I? 302 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:19,378 (buzzer beeps) - Avro Aero. 303 00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:21,514 {\an8}Oh, my God, how is he in this fuckin' competition? 304 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:22,948 {\an8}That's a plane. 305 00:11:22,948 --> 00:11:24,684 Well, he was askin' for a plane, wasn't he? 306 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:25,918 - No! - He was askin' about 307 00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:27,820 a plane driver. - A plane driver? 308 00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:29,188 - A pilot. - Huh? 309 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:30,990 - Lard Jeezus, b'y. - Commercial planes 310 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:33,793 can't go in reverse, eh? - Incorrect. Michaels? 311 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,227 It's Billy Bishop. 312 00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:36,796 (Sanguinet): Correct. - You gotta push 'em. 313 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:38,197 I think we've seen enough. 314 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,499 Don't see no questions on Newfoundland though, b'ys. 315 00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:42,635 No worries, we're used to being excluded. 316 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:44,670 Holy fuck, Sanger, just give him a question 317 00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:47,039 about the Maritimes. - Newfoundland ain't part 318 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,541 of the Maritimes, b'ys! 319 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,943 Okay, what is the name of the popular Nova Scotia 320 00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:52,912 condiment made of condensed milk, 321 00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:54,346 vinegar, and garlic? - Oh, come on! 322 00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:56,348 Creamy garlic. (players laugh) 323 00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:00,052 {\an8}- Fuckin' idiot! - Are you fuckin' serious? 324 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:01,887 {\an8}(Shoresy): Donair sauce! - Correct! 325 00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:03,322 Who doesn't hear fucking Nova Scotia 326 00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:05,958 and think donair? - Halifax explosion was a doozy. 327 00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:07,626 What the fuck else does Nova Scotia have? 328 00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:09,562 - Well, they got Sid the Kid. - Trailer Park Boys. 329 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,030 Well, Peggy's Cove's a lovely time. 330 00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:12,631 Congrats, Michaels, 331 00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:14,800 you're going to jail to play Reach For The Top! 332 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,168 - Yes! - Put us out of our misery. 333 00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:17,903 Guys, look, I just wanna say that I respect-- 334 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:19,505 Sit the fuck down. Shut the fuck up. 335 00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:20,706 Frankie? 336 00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:27,680 {\an8}(speaking French) 337 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:45,791 {\an8}No. 338 00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:56,902 {\an8}No. 339 00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:07,513 {\an8}Eh, Celine. 340 00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:14,486 {\an8}- Oui. - Oui. 341 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:31,670 Well, Frankie lives in Ontario now, 342 00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:33,372 so I feel like we should speak English 343 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,674 so the girls there understand. - I agree. They should know. 344 00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:37,676 We were asleep together one night, 345 00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:40,446 and I woke up with something between my toes. 346 00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,114 It was a Honey Nut Cheerio. 347 00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:44,183 - Oh. - I would check Frankie's 348 00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:45,784 pockets before doing the wash, 349 00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:49,054 and one time, I pulled out a Subway Philly cheese steak. 350 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:50,956 - A footlong? - Yeah. 351 00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:52,324 And a McDonald's apple pie. 352 00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:54,526 {\an8}One time I came home, 353 00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:55,661 and the smoke alarms were going off, 354 00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:57,696 and my dogs were scratching at the door. 355 00:14:57,696 --> 00:14:59,899 Frankie had fallen asleep with two pizza pops 356 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,333 on the George Foreman Grill. 357 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:03,035 Oh, Frankie. 358 00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:04,603 Your dogs must have been scared sick. 359 00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:06,472 Yeah, they were sick all right, 360 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:08,107 from the pepperoni he picked up 361 00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:09,742 by the checkout at Canadian Tire. 362 00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:13,712 {\an8}You see, I thought the cheating was bad. 363 00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:17,149 And it's clear that his diet is what's really eating you. 364 00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:19,685 {\an8}(speaking French) 365 00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:42,641 (rap music) 366 00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:00,659 (music ends abruptly) 367 00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:01,894 What? 368 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:03,796 We got a problem. 369 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:04,997 Of course we do. 370 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,837 Did you just get fucked? (footsteps approaching) 371 00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:14,006 - We got a problem. - What's the problem? 372 00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:16,642 - Hey, look at her. - What? 373 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,444 - Doesn't she look like-- - Fuck you, Shoresy! 374 00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:19,712 (giggles) - Fer what? 375 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,380 - Like you just got fucked. - You look like 376 00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:23,015 you just got fucked. - No, she doesn't. 377 00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:24,383 - Okay. - If anything, 378 00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:26,285 she looks like she's been at home blastin' herself. 379 00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:28,153 (footsteps approaching) - We've got a problem. 380 00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,621 Someone tell me the problem. 381 00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:31,557 - Frankie got caught. - Oof! 382 00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:33,392 - Only a matter of time. - How is he? 383 00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:34,960 - He doesn't know yet. - Good. 384 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,529 Keep it away from him until after we play North Bay. 385 00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:39,031 The Quebecois don't love him anymore. 386 00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:41,100 - Quebecois stand by their own. - Well, someone loves him. 387 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,368 His calendar's sold out. 388 00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:44,603 There's that calendar bitin' me in the ass! 389 00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:46,672 - And back ordered. - I don't fuckin' care! 390 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,340 Well, you should. That big Quebecer 391 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,642 just got us 10K closer to our 50K goal. 392 00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:52,311 - 20 to go. - So dumb. 393 00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:53,445 You know what? Fuck you, Shoresy. 394 00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:55,080 - Fer what? - I send you off 395 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,515 to put out some fires, and instead, 396 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,384 you come back with a new one? - No, one's out. 397 00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:00,586 So, you came back with this one in place of another. 398 00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:02,287 Same amount of fires, slut. 399 00:17:02,287 --> 00:17:04,056 These floors could use a sweep, Ziig. 400 00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:06,925 Which one don't I have to worry about anymore? 401 00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:09,361 (indistinct shouting) 402 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,597 (Quiz Master, deadpan): Welcome to this week's 403 00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,499 Reach For The Top league play. 404 00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:15,434 Quiet on the block, please. 405 00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:17,803 (shouting continues) 406 00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:21,840 Thank you. 407 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:25,310 Jim, Jim, and Jim have a new teammate today. 408 00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:28,414 This is Michaels. Let's all welcome him. 409 00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:30,182 (Inmate 1): I'll fuck you 'til you love me, hoe! 410 00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:31,917 (Inmate 2): C'mon, fuck me up the ass! 411 00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:33,819 (shouting continues) 412 00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:35,654 Thank you. 413 00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:38,424 I understand that Jim, Jim, Jim, and Michaels 414 00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:40,526 also have a new team name. 415 00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:41,894 Since we have a new teammate, 416 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,529 we thought we should have a new team name. 417 00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:45,531 We'll no longer be called Iroquiz. 418 00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:47,733 And what shall we call you? 419 00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,069 Algonquiz. 420 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,570 Very well. 421 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,038 In an effort to put what happened 422 00:17:53,038 --> 00:17:54,573 to Correctional Officer Seth 423 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,675 at the hands of inmate Pinky behind us... 424 00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:58,377 (Inmate 1): I'll fuck you 'til you love me, hoe! 425 00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:00,112 ...we decided to change our name as well. 426 00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:02,014 Hence turning over a new leaf. 427 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:03,816 And what will that be? 428 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,586 Tropic of Answer. 429 00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:09,321 Very well. 430 00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:11,156 Let the match begin. 431 00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:13,158 Algonquiz, are you ready? 432 00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:14,660 - Yeah. - Yes. 433 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:15,994 Good luck, everyone. 434 00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:17,896 Good luck to everybody involved. - Tropic of Answer, 435 00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:19,198 are you ready? 436 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,668 We begin. 437 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:26,405 Which Canadian funny man was part owner 438 00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:28,340 of the Toronto Argonauts in the 1990s? 439 00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:30,175 (buzzers beep) 440 00:18:30,909 --> 00:18:33,445 Um, John Candy? 441 00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,280 - Correct. - Okay. 442 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,249 Which Ontario city did Sam Panapoulos 443 00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:38,817 invent Hawaiian pizza in? 444 00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:40,319 (buzzers beep) 445 00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:41,420 Um, Chatham. 446 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:42,788 Correct. 447 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,723 What year did Newfoundland Labrador 448 00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:46,158 officially join Canada? 449 00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:47,226 (buzzers beep) 450 00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:48,760 1949. 451 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:52,831 Correct. She is Canada's first female astronaut. 452 00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:55,300 (buzzers beep) - Roberta Bondar. 453 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,768 (hand slams on table) - Correct. 454 00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:59,771 Until the success of 2006's Bon Cop, Bad Cop, 455 00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:01,373 what was the highest grossing Canadian 456 00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:02,674 motion picture of all time? 457 00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:04,176 (buzzer beeps) - Fubar! 458 00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:05,477 Incorrect. (buzzer beeps) 459 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:07,746 - Porky's. - Correct. 460 00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:10,449 In which of his songs does Stompin' Tom Connors sing, 461 00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:11,850 "Well the girls are out to bingo 462 00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:14,186 and the boys are gettin' stinko"? 463 00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:15,754 (buzzer beeps) 464 00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:18,957 "Sudbury Saturday Night". 465 00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:19,925 Correct. 466 00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:20,893 Yeah! 467 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,628 (Inmate 2): C'mon, fuck me up the ass! 468 00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:24,563 I'm Jory Jordan back with the Sudbury Kids Sports Report 469 00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:26,665 and joining me once again is the captain of your Sudbury 470 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:29,067 Blueberry Bulldogs, number 69, Shore. 471 00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:32,738 69. That's a bit on the nose, isn't it? 472 00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:34,940 Any significance to that number for you? 473 00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:36,275 Sentimental value? 474 00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:38,877 Just wanna show everyone what a class act you are then, eh? 475 00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:40,479 You've got the North Bay Norsemen tonight, 476 00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:41,780 which means you've got Keller. 477 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,649 He can be a real pain in the knackers, can't he? 478 00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,450 - Yeah. - Got a hot wife though. 479 00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:47,519 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. Wanna see? 480 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,021 Alright. 481 00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:52,391 Huh. 482 00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:54,326 Got him in every picture though. 483 00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:57,029 Wanna see MacPherson's wife? - Alright. 484 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,530 Just a sec. 485 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,499 Bikini shots are way down here. 486 00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:03,969 (intense electronic music) 487 00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:20,319 (crowd cheering) 488 00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:26,191 (music continues) 489 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,610 (crowd cheering) 490 00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:46,712 (goal horn blares) 491 00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:51,617 (♪) 492 00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:53,118 (crowd cheering) 493 00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:54,820 (goal horn blares) 494 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,096 (whistle blows) 495 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,564 MacPherson, you try that again, 496 00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:07,299 and I'll wrap my stick around your fuckin' neck. 497 00:21:07,299 --> 00:21:09,101 - Next one's goin' in, bud. - You try that again, 498 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,837 you're gonna get fuckin' hurt, MacPherson, I promise ya. 499 00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:13,805 - Hey, fuck you, Shoresy. - Settle him down, Keller, 500 00:21:13,805 --> 00:21:15,374 or someone's gonna get fuckin' hurt out here. 501 00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:17,709 (MacPherson): Hey Frankie, you see that movie "The Whale" yet? 502 00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:19,544 (Shoresy): You never fuckin' talk to him. 503 00:21:19,544 --> 00:21:20,846 You never fuckin' talk to him. 504 00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:22,147 You fuckin' settle him down, 505 00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:24,616 Keller, or it's gonna get fuckin' ugly. 506 00:21:26,184 --> 00:21:27,686 {\an8}(speaking French) 507 00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:29,221 {\an8}Remy Nadeau! 508 00:21:46,538 --> 00:21:48,373 (crowd shouts) 509 00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:49,808 (whistle blows) 510 00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:03,255 (arena organ plays sad music) 511 00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:07,993 {\an8}(announcers continue in French) 512 00:22:12,531 --> 00:22:13,899 {\an8}(crowd shouts) 513 00:22:13,899 --> 00:22:16,168 (Benny): Un grand crosscheck! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 514 00:22:17,436 --> 00:22:20,872 (Remy): He ate him like undercooked pork tenders-loin! 515 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,378 (Remy): Remy Nadeau! (Benny): Oh! 516 00:22:26,378 --> 00:22:28,947 (intense electronic music)